Hello people!!! She’s coming home tonight and this place isn’t NEARLY ready!!!!
Jean! Stereo off! Well… wait… ON until we’re finished. Then off! And get those Fallopian Tube Earrings out of here!
Biddy… Biddy??? Oh great, where’d she go??? BIDDY GET OFF THE CEILING!
Grandy! Grandy? Oh… Ok, you can stay in the recliner. Tell you what. You be look out!
Pumpkin, I believe the stripping firemen were your idea?
It’s been fun guys but ya gotta go!
No! All firemen OUT!
Lucky Gem -Are you still here?
Biddy! What are you still doing on the ceiling? What??? I’m having a hard time hearing you over the stereo. Lucky’s kid is stuck in what? -Nevermind… I don’t want to know.
Ok one fireman stay to get the baby unstuck. THEN out!
What’s that Grandy? SHE’S HERE??!!! Oh wait… she’s NOT here? Then who are those people on the lawn? The what??? The “Amish Defamation League?” DAWN!!!!!
Bri! What are you doing! Homework can wait! We’ve got work to do! Work! Work! Work!
Everybody else… er… just look busy! Do something non-destructive! And leave a comment and let us know what it is so we don’t double up on stuff! We need this place to look exactly the way MP left it! Well… minus one table. Oh, and make sure you finish up all the food. She didn’t leave us any!
Ok… now where did this Christmas tree come from…?