Men! You can’t shoot ‘em.

Not all men should be shot but today I have a list.

None of the following were directed toward me or have anything to do with the men that I love. These are things that I have witnessed. I would still help with the shooting though.

Man A:

Oh my God you are SO stupid. I can’t believe you. Just calm down and deal with it. I don’t know what you are going to do, just figure it out, I have to get back to work.

The above was a man talking to his wife that called stating that she just got into a car accident and couldn’t drive the car because it was un-drive-able. The conversation actually became a bit heated. Another girl in our office looked at me and was amazed that he was talking to his wife that way. Note that he did leave a couple hours later to assist her with what was going on. She wasn’t injured.

Man B:

And you tell your customer that they will get their products when they give me a check!

this was screamed at top volume at a salesperson, she responded with a laugh and “don’t yell at me” . It may not seem bad but he was RED faced w/ veins bulging..leaning across a table…and this was out of the blue, it wasn’t even something that was being discussed.

Man C

Lie to your coworkers and say that you are taking care of the details surrounding a half million dollar deal.

I took care of steps 1, 2 and most of three, which technically are his job anyway. He had to communicate one VALUABLE piece of information which I actually offered to do. He lied and said he made the call. He doesn’t know that I know he never called. Why? Because I asked that last person if they were informed, they said no.

I would really just love to string all three of these up by their boys..if you know what I mean.  Guy A and B..yeah, I feel sorry for their wives.